I Fixed Kinja.

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart) 03/17/2015 at 17:41 • Filed to: Kinja

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Step 1: Install the XKCD Substitutions Chrome/Firefox extension.

Step 2: Substitute "Kinja" for "A Broke Ass Piece of Shit".

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mercedes Streeter 03/17/2015 at 17:44

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Step 6, become an Oppo celeb.

Step 7, never talk about Oppo.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/17/2015 at 17:46

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Not talking about Oppo is rule #1 and #2.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/17/2015 at 17:47

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And rule 34..

Anima > Mercedes Streeter 03/17/2015 at 18:39

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That is great. Also, the first thing I did when I got the extension was change Smartwatch to Pip boy. My internet experience is much better for it.

Mercedes Streeter > Anima 03/17/2015 at 18:45

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OMG that gave me some ideas!!! Going to make some tech based substitutions...

Not sure what to sub "Apple" and "Samsung" for, though.

Garrett Davis > Mercedes Streeter 03/17/2015 at 18:51

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How did I not know about this?? I'm going to install this on my GFs laptop and really confuse the hell out of her.

Anima > Mercedes Streeter 03/17/2015 at 18:51

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Maybe change Apple to scientology. Or scientology to Apple. Both work :P